Oklahoma State Cabinet

first_imgScreen Shot 2012 11 05 at 8.45.50 PMWhat current or former OSU players and coaches would be most fit to run the country? The answers are obvious.President – Mike GundyVice President – John SmithSecretary of State – Robin VenturaSecretary of the Treasury – Not Mike Holder. Really though, Desmond.Secretary of Defense – Anybody but Joe DeForest basically. But really…Melvin SandersSecretary of Justice – Lucien Antoine (because when your nickname is “The Punisher”…)Secretary of the Interior – Dana (oh, I thought it said “interior receiver”)Secretary of Agriculture – Big Country (duh)Secretary of Commerce – Hart Lee Dykes (suggested by @u2runfar and it slayed me, great work)Secretary of Labor – IMacSecretary of Health and Human Services – Nobody on our current training staff.Secretary of Housing and Urban Development – John Potter (some of you old timers will get that)Secretary of Transportation – Tony Allen (just for the unintentional comedy)Secretary of Energy – BooneSecretary of Education – Billy BajemaSecretary of Veterans Affairs – Weeden (duh)Secretary of Homeland Security – Prentiss ElliottWhite House Chief of Staff – GottliebUnited States Ambassador to the United Nations – Yves Batoba (of course!)If you’re looking for the comments section, it has moved to our forum, The Chamber. You can go there to comment and holler about these articles, specifically in these threads. You can register for a free account right here and will need one to comment.If you’re wondering why we decided to do this, we wrote about that here. Thank you and cheers!last_img read more

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